Brain Farts Just Happen In My Head

(To the tune of “Raindrops Keep Fallin’ On My Head”) / Recording by Tim Karplus

Brain farts just happen in my head
I think it might be due to something Kevin said
Bi-o-che-mis-try
Gets brain farts a poppin’ in my head and they’re poppin’

So I just wiped out the teardrops from my eyes
And told my brain it had to do some men-tal exer-cise
Burn some ATP
So brain farts can stop inside my head they’ll be stoppin’

‘Cause there’s one thing I’ve learned
When energy increases it sure pleases
My mental state – I’m doing great as tension eases

Now brain farts don’t happen in my head
So I’m sure the final will be easier instead
Cyclic AMP
Stops brain farts from poppin’ in my head they’re not poppin’

Thanks to caffeine
Nothin’s worryin’ me

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