Prose Silly

Dear Mrs.

Where you from?
Juneau
Know what?
“Juneau Alaska”
“Sure.

Po-tato - a spud
No-tato - absence of spuds
Ono-tato - what you say when you discover you have no-tato

Meanwhile, at a large bowl-shaped venue out of doors, another group of men, different from the one yesterday, engaged in a different activity with a somewhat different inflatable object.

An atom can’t think.

But, incredibly, over time spanning billions of years, collections of atoms reacted to form molecules

Are you tired of high grocery bills $$$$ week after week?

I have several friends struggling currently on diets, so this is dedicated to all of them.

“You Are Here”

Great idea for a themed restaurant with strong name recognition.  Unfortunately, mall map makers balked

“You Are Here”
Great idea for a themed restaurant with strong name recognition. Unfortunately, mall map makers balked at putting the business name on their maps.

Dear Batman:

I’m glad to hear your wife (Claire) is OK.

At the City Civic Arena today, a group of very tall men bounced a large inflatable ball and hoisted it towards a hoop situated about 10 feet off of the floor

Esperanto was created by Polish ophthalmologist L.

I grew up in a tiny town called Fowler, Illinois, which, on a big day, had a population of 200 people and just about as many dogs and cats.

Dear Batman:

It’s me again.

(a disguised poem follows)

People often tell me.

Local Nincompoop Wishes
Christmas Wasn’t on Thursday

“Welcome to the Registration Department. Please say to our automatic teller what brings you to us today.”

“Best of the year!!”
“Cleverest writing of the decade!!”
“Never laughed so hard!”
“Funny and tugs at the heartstrings too!”

I haven’t set up a Christmas tree in many years, but one of the last ones I had I’ll never forget, thanks to my unusual mother.

Some poets
Write prose
And then arrange the words
Vertically.

Welcome to Microshaft Word 21.0, the most advanced word processing system in the world.

Dear Batman:

How was your day? I just wanted to write and let you know I appreciate you stopping crime at night, but then I got to wondering about all the crime that goes on in the day.

The children’s classic lullaby, “Rockabye Baby on the Treetop,” has, in its lifetime, achieved almost universal acceptance, but no significant analysis has been made of its lyrics since its inception.

Dear Batman:

How are you?  I am fine.

A third ball-related event took place in another bowl shaped outdoor public observing area.

Dear Batman:

Thanks for replying to my letter.

In sports today, the Washington Potatoes defeated the Arizona Desert by scoring more points.

Dear Batman:

It’s great having a superhero to write to.

Dear Batman:

I was wondering about secret identities, like yours.

You sit
Office-bound
Shuffling memos
Greeting people

This year marks over four decades since the assassination of John Lennon and I thought it would be timely to have a conversation with him.

Dear Batman:

Thanks for answering my last letter.

Dear Batman:

How are you today? I’m still fine.