Prose Silly

Men With Balls

At the City Civic Arena today, a group of very tall men bounced a large inflatable ball and hoisted it towards a hoop situated about 10 feet off of the floor

A Conversation with John

This year marks over four decades since the assassination of John Lennon and I thought it would be timely to have a conversation with him.

Fave

One of my favorite teachers was named Morris Fitzhall.

The Batman Letters #5

Dear Batman:

How was your day? I just wanted to write and let you know I appreciate you stopping crime at night, but then I got to wondering about all the crime that goes on in the day.

Obituary

Officials in charge of Oregon’s Death Without Dignity Act announced today that the OSU Women’s Basketball team had succumbed to a lack of press coverage and was declared dead

Review: Rockabye Baby on the Treetop

The children’s classic lullaby, “Rockabye Baby on the Treetop,” has, in its lifetime, achieved almost universal acceptance, but no significant analysis has been made of its lyrics since its inception.

Men With Balls II

Meanwhile, at a large bowl-shaped venue out of doors, another group of men, different from the one yesterday, engaged in a different activity with a somewhat different inflatable object.

New Theory of Universe Origin

Scientists studying back- ground radio signals formed during creation of matter in the universe recently refined the signal and fed it through an amplifier.

The Critics Speak

“Best of the year!!”
“Cleverest writing of the decade!!”
“Never laughed so hard!”
“Funny and tugs at the heartstrings too!”

No-Tato For Me

Po-tato - a spud
No-tato - absence of spuds
Ono-tato - what you say when you discover you have no-tato

Local Nincompoop Confused by February

Local Nincompoop
Confused by February

Expressing relief when the confusing month of February was finally over, local nincompoop Todd Wardlow let out a giant sigh in front of reporters. Wardlow, who experienced numerous difficulties related to the month explained that February is a stressful time for him.

Are You Stupid?

Are you stupid? Would you like to turn your stupidity into a worthwhile career or perhaps a part-time job?

Bad Moves in Marketing

“You Are Here”

Great idea for a themed restaurant with strong name recognition.  Unfortunately, mall map makers balked

An Atom Can’t Think

An atom can’t think.

But, incredibly, over time spanning billions of years, collections of atoms reacted to form molecules

An Atom Can’t Think

An atom can’t think.

But, incredibly, over time spanning billions of years, collections of atoms reacted to form molecules

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Bad Moves in Marketing

“You Are Here”

Great idea for a themed restaurant with strong name recognition.  Unfortunately, mall map makers balked

read more

No-Tato For Me

Po-tato – a spud
No-tato – absence of spuds
Ono-tato – what you say when you discover you have no-tato

read more