Getting Run Over by a Truck Checklist

  1. Do Not Panic:
    People get run over by trucks all the time
  2. Assess Condition
    Are you mortally wounded?
    If yes or uncertain, continue to 3.
    Otherwise, skip to 4, you lucky dog
  3. Consider Your Estate
    If you have written your will, chill and skip to 4.
    Borrow a pencil and paper or, if necessary, scratch out instructions on the pavement.
    Ask bystanders if any of them is a notary.
  4. Document Damage
    Mark with large X the body part(s) damaged/destroyed.
    EMTs will love you and,
    If the answer to #2 was yes, so will the coroner.
  5. Location, Location, Location
    If you happen to be under the truck, do not move.
    That will make it easier to find you.
    Do, however, make noises, to alert onlookers to your presence.
  6. Truck Consideration
    If the truck wasn’t yours and is leaving the scene, write down/memorize its license number.
  7. Have a Nice Day

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