Homonysms

We apologize to you dear deer
For the horrid racket you hear here
But our brand new subdivision
Advertised on television
Isn’t going to disappear

We’re sorry that you’re now bare bear
Cuz we removed your hairy hair
For a rug upon our floor
That the neighbors will adore
Each and every single time they’re there

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