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Medical Marijuana

(To the tune of “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer”)

Medical marijuana
Something that I just might try
Only to make me better
Even if it gets me high

Working on pain receptors
Buried deep inside my brain
I feel like I am floating
And there isn’t any pain

Bridge
Sure there are some side effects
Think potato chips
I could surely eat a bunch
Plus a barge of Cap’n Crunch

And then I’ll get all giggly
Laughing at everything
Medical marijuana
You can take away my sting

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