(To the tune of “Oklahoma!”)
Oh glaucoma!
You reduce the vision of our eyes
Everyone should know
When the pressures grow
Best to do what the doctors advise
With glaucoma
There’s dorzolamide they’ll give to you
And Zioptan’s great if you tolerate
And if not, go see OH-SU
When med-icines don’t do their thing
The person to see’s Doctor Ing
Her surgery-y-y-y-y-y
Trabeculectomy-y-y-y-y-y
It’s important to
Lessen progression of blindness
Oh glaucoma!
G-L-A-U-C-O-M-A
Oh glaucoma! Go away!
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