Oh Glaucoma!

(To the tune of “The End of the World”)

Why are these pathways so daunting?
When do the enzymes work best?

Oh there’s gonna be a BB office change (Barbara H)
Stepping in the BB office will be strange (Barbara H)

(To the tune of “I’ve Just Seen a Face”)

I’ve just changed my face
I didn’t like the shape or place-

(To the tune of “I Wanna Hold Your Hand”)

I ask why - many questions
And so I raise my hand

(To the tune of “My Guy”)

There’s nothing I know
That sets me aglow like VooDoo

Sven hopped in his boat
Didn’t get far. It wouldn’t float

He patched up a hole
Tried it again. Much better then

(To the tune of “Leavin’ on a Jet Plane”)

Tray table’s down. I want a snack
The steward brings it in a sack

When you’re in a funk
And really craving some junk
You always head out to
Wal-Mart

Tari, Tari Tan
Left Oregon for Boston, Mass
This very young northwestern lass
Found neuroscience resonated well

(To the tune of “My Way”)

And now . . . the day is here;
You have to face . . . . the big pronouncement

(To the tune of “I’ve Just Seen a Face”)

I can’t charge my cell
I think the battery’s gone to hell