Dear Batman:
How are you? I am fine. Have you been working hard and stopping crime? How is Mrs. Batman? What does she think about your night job? I bet she misses you. I have a question for you. If you ever have a fight with Mrs. Batman, do you tell her you’re going out to fight crime, but instead you go to a bar? I bet she wouldn’t like that. Also, the Boy Wonder. What do you guys do when there is no crime to fight? Do you play games?
Thanks for answering my questions. I’ve always wondered about them.
Your fan,
Eddie
PS: How come Robin isn’t called Batboy? Does baseball own the name or something? Also, my wife says “hi”.
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