The Batman Letters #2

Dear Batman:

Thanks for replying to my letter. It made my day! My wife thought you’d be too busy. I imagine you probably do keep pretty busy, especially if there’s a crime wave. Am I right? Do you have a secretary to answer all the mail you get?  I’m sorry to ask so many questions, but you’re the first superhero (hyphenated?) I’ve ever written to. 

Your fan

Eddie

PS:  It was good to hear Mrs. Batman is very understanding. I’m sure it’s nice to have someone to talk to after chasing The Penguin all night. Does Mrs. Batman have a secret identity too?  You don’t have to tell me what it is, though.