Dear Batman:
Thanks for replying to my letter. It made my day! My wife thought you’d be too busy. I imagine you probably do keep pretty busy, especially if there’s a crime wave. Am I right? Do you have a secretary to answer all the mail you get? I’m sorry to ask so many questions, but you’re the first superhero (hyphenated?) I’ve ever written to.
Your fan
Eddie
PS: It was good to hear Mrs. Batman is very understanding. I’m sure it’s nice to have someone to talk to after chasing The Penguin all night. Does Mrs. Batman have a secret identity too? You don’t have to tell me what it is, though.
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