The Batman Letters #3

Dear Batman:

Thanks for answering my last letter. Mrs. Batman sounds like a nice lady. I’m sure you two are very happy. I didn’t know her name was Claire. Does she go by Claire Batman or did she keep her maiden name? If she did, I bet a lot of people wouldn’t know you two were married! Pretty clever, Batman.

I have some more questions now. How about your costume? Does Mrs. Batman (I don’t feel right calling her Claire) make it for you or is that taken care of by someone else? If you don’t want to tell me, that’s OK. And your mask. Do you get tired of wearing it all of the time like I do? Also, Superman. What’s he like? If the two of you got into a fight, who would win? I bet you would, but my wife says Superman. Who’s right?

Your pal,


PS: Why do they call him the Man of Steel? Does he have implants or something?



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