Dear Batman:
How was your day? I just wanted to write and let you know I appreciate you stopping crime at night, but then I got to wondering about all the crime that goes on in the day. Do you think we could clone you so that the clone would work during the day and then you’d only have to work at nights (except your secret identity job). You might even get a night off occasionally!
I have another idea. I bet there are some nights you don’t need Robin to fight crime. Maybe you could give him the night off and then he could fight crime the next day. I don’t know if you would miss him though (or vice versa). Maybe he likes you more than you like him. I had that happen one time with a girl so I know all about that. Her name was Clara, kinda like your wife (name, that is). But don’t worry about me. I’m married now. Her name (wife) is Della, but she doesn’t have a middle name, just like you! Come to think of it, you’re kinda like Cher!
Well, I don’t have any questions today, so you don’t have to answer this (unless you want to).
Your pal
Eddie
PS: I wrote to your wife yesterday (hope that’s OK), but she hasn’t written back yet. Is she OK? Also, I haven’t heard from you for a while. Are you OK or just busy?
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