Dear Batman:
I was wondering about secret identities, like yours. Did you always have one? I guess I’m wondering if you were Batman first who got a secret identity or if you were a person and then became Batman, but had to keep your identity secret. Also, why do you have a secret identity? Is it to be like Superman or is it just to be away from all the Batman stress? Maybe if you try yoga, you wouldn’t need the identity. My cousin (Georgina) says yoga is great, but I never tried it (back problems). She also does a lot of odd things, so I never know, but if you like it, it must be great!
Also, what do you do when someone is looking for your secret identity and you’re being Batman? Do you text them back and say, “I’m sorry but I’m busy right now. I’ll get back to you as soon as I can” or something like that? It must be hard to live two lives, especially if one is up all night fighting crime. Do you ever get tired or maybe wish some night that the crime would stop so you could get some sleep?
Your pal,
Eddie
PS: When you were little, did you dream you would become Batman? Also, bats sleep upside down, don’t they? And what about eating insects with sonar?
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