The Critics Speak

“Best of the year!!”
“Cleverest writing of the decade!!”
“Never laughed so hard!”
“Funny and tugs at the heartstrings too!”
“I laughed AND cried my eyes out”
“Laughed through my tears!”
“Never touched so deeply!”
“I cried spaghetti!”
“You what?!!”
“I cried spaghetti!!”
“You can’t cry spaghetti!”
“Yes, I did. Red stuff all over my collar!!”
“That was ketchup!!”
“OK. I cried ketchup!”
“You spilled ketchup from your french fries”
“I didn’t have french fries!!”
“Sorry. Onion rings”
“It was because I was crying so much!!”
“It’s not the same”
“Is too!!”
“Not”
“Is too!!!”
“Stop with the exclamation points, already”
“Can’t!!”
“Can too”
“Can’t!!”
“This isn’t going anywhere”
“OK. Let’s get some onion rings!!”