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Sheepish Grim

Don’t look at me
Like I’m a fool
When I say
Lamb eaters diet in the wool

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Up All Night

“My baby’s sick”
“I hate this feeling,”
Said the mama fly,
Pacing the ceiling

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: 1609 Glowing with pride
Over his creation
Galileo performed
His telescope demonstration

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