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Over My Dead Body

When I got a job in the hair salon
They asked me whether I
Had something I’d prefer to do
I said I’d rather dye

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Don’t worry about me
Though I’m slow as a tortoise
Apparently I have
Early onset rigor mortis

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: 1853 Eaten at
A furious clip
George Crum makes
The first potato chip

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