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Expressing optimism upon locating a job after half a year of unemployment, Preston Overshorts announced plans to PARTY HARDY with his friends this coming Thursday. Mr. Overshorts, whose previous work experience had been primarily in the call center industry, overflowed with excitement about his new position as an Insecurity Guard.
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