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As the marriage of Edwin and Glinda (Sparks) Muffletone teeters closer to failing, a representative from Mr. Muffletone announced that he plans to hold on to Mrs. Muffletone for dire life.
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- 1957 Surgeon General BurneyCame up with an answerDeclaring that smokingIs a cause of lung cancer
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