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Struggling orthopedic surgeon, Dr. Gerber Splintock, will be moving his practice from Occasional Falls, FL to Walking Distance, GA at the end of May. “I really like it here and wish I could stay,” Splintok declared, “but no matter how hard I try, I can’t seem to get any breaks.”
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- 1902 Thinking it mightHelp him go farTeddy Roosevelt becameThe first Prez to ride in a car
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Florists can lilac anything ● The fruit seller decided to not make a fuss and kumquatly ● Deer breeders don’t get rich, but they make a few bucks ● Wheels are highway rubbery
