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The Speed of Light

The speed of light’s a limiting thing
Important for every planet
And they give astronomical fines
For going faster than it

(Published in “The Stars and the Moon in the Evening Sky” by Southern Arizona Press)

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: 1861 A full east-west telegraph line
The U.S. of A. acquired
Making it the very first time
The country would be wired

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