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As her brother-in-law, Silas Cholera of Stifled Urge, Wyoming, repeated the phrase, “Centimeters, inches, volts,” Mrs. Respika Jembers displayed visible concern, noting that his words usually speak volumes.
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- 1969 Neil and Buzz walk swiftlyOn a sunny afternoonWhen they were done they left behindTheir footprints on the moon
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Dracula was a hemosexual ● Makeup artists give Powder to the People ● A candle fell in love with Sir Lancelot, but he preferred darkness, so she went out for the knight ● A bile doctor’s answering machine says “Your gall is very important to us”