Miss Survilla Ween is a reporter for the New York Times who traveled to Sea World on February 11th to write a story about dolphins that learned to communicate using an ASCII keyboard linked to a Macintosh computer. Asked by Ween to identify the best of the dolphin writers, Sea World’s CEO, Spence “Spud” Dilkens, pointed to one of them and said, “That’s one of the main porpoises of writing.”