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How Would I Know?
I’ve never had any riches, so
I’ll make this short and snappy
There is no way I could ever know
If money would make me happy
Almanac Verse for October 11
- 1975 With George Carlin as hostAnd a whole lot of workSaturday Night Live premieresWith “Live from New York!”
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