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Bourbon’s Treat

Please excuse me
If I sound too aloof
But to use whiskey to sanitize
I need more proof

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The Octopus Hypothesis

Math for octopuses
Is different than for men
They say four plus four
Equals ten

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: 1951 For the first time there
Everyone could see
A transcontinental broadcast
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