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Striding into her Wells Fargo in East Rollingarrs, NM, to close out her checking account, Glidda Winload demanded, “Give me all my money in cold hard cash.” Teller, Stella Winload (no relation), on examining the account said she couldn’t because the assets were frozen.
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- 1961 Nikita KruschevHad the nerve to suggestThat their economyWould pass the U.S.
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