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Insurance Pays

Said the new father, Anthony Sids
“I see you are batting eyelids”
“But kids in back seats”
“Cause accidents in streets”
“And accidents in back seats can cause kids”

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A Winning Preposition

I said, “Don’t end a sentence with a preposition”
He ignored it with a scoff
Then blatantly broke the rule
When he said, “You should f*ck off”

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: 1889 Though today it may seem
Rather quaint and quite funny
A phone patent permitted
Calls using money

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