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Son Gods

Helicoptering mothers are ones
In whom an obsessive trait runs
They have the condition
Of Aztec religion
The case where they’re worshipping sons

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Macaroni and Sneeze®

With respect to our local
Salad bar, please . . .
I stay home when they’re serving
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: 1926 In the English Channel
With confidence brimming
Gertrude Ederle made it
The first woman swimming

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