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Local fireman, Eddy Middlesap of Anglo Sexton, IL, best known for numerous animal rescues he has performed climbing his ladder, made headlines again recently when he removed honeybees from an apple tree in the backyard of Sylvia Plumtired. Asked to describe the result, Middlesap replied, “I came down with the hives.”
- 1859 Though one wouldn’t be builtTill many years laterA patent was issuedFor the first escalator
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Old colanders never die. They just can’t handle the strain ● Lawngevity - The number of days you can go between mowings ● A non-functioning skunk is out of odor ● People who die for low prices are known as Walmartyrs
