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Going Back for Seconds
It’s a quarter past Elm Street
I know I’m running late
500 calories per hour
But I just can’t weight
The units all are tangled up
As best I can reckon
My clock’s almost a gallon off
I think I should go back for seconds
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- 1492 After a voyageOf considerable durationColumbus arrivesAt a non-Asian nation
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