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Local farmer, F. Hugo Forawalk, of Disconnected Springs, WI, had an accident while carrying a large box of fruit to the farmer’s market in nearby Chumley’s Wake, causing him to drop it and lose all of its contents. Observers who witnessed the incident report it left him peachless.
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