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Denton Relbar, resident of Cryptosporidium Heights, MD and president of the local Flat Mars Society there, told his girlfriend, Deltadawn Fibble that his religious beliefs are focused on “that old time religion,” prompting her to declare him Episcopaleozoic.
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