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Buoyed by results of a surprisingly strong Internet IQ test, recent high school graduate, Greta Glurston of Bend Over, Oregon, announced she has been accepted to and will attend Clumston State College in Speckle Lake, Utah this fall where she plans to major in Forestry with a minor in Poplar Science.
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- 1865 There certainly wasn’t room enoughThe two of them in one townSo Wild Bill Hickok killed Davis TuttIn the first wild west showdown
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