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Gus “Elbow” Cunningham of Smoking Forest, ID expressed frustration at being caught in his third Catch-22 of the week at work. “The boss said I had to use my vacation time by the end of the year or lose it, but if I use the vacation time, my work won’t get done and I’ll lose my job, so I won’t have vacation time. This thing is putting me through Heller.”
- 1956 Known as the eternal teenagerDick Clark knew the bandsHe started on this very dayHosting American Bandstand
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