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Swede Dish

A Scandinavian chef was shopping
And here is what he bought
Some Stockholm from the store so he
Could Sweden up the pot

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The Color Purple?

Roses are blue
Violets are red
Damn it. My 3D glasses
Are backwards on my head

Almanac Verse for November 13

: 1789 Reflecting on
His olden days
Ben Franklin wrote his famous
Death and taxes phrase

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