Lyrics Non-Science

Make It Stop

(To the tune of “Let It Snow”)

So the forecast says much more raining
It’s of this that I’m complaining

All My Junk Mail

(To the tune of “All My Loving”)

Click your mouse, you’ll regret it
On links for free credit

I Should Have Studied Harder

(To the tune of “I Should Have Known Better”)

I . . . . should have studied harder when I had the chance
Instead of just drinking beer at the dance

BB Wonderland

(To the tune of “Winter Wonderland”)

Milam Hall - It’s 12:30
And Ahern’s gettin’ wordy

Trader Joe’s Tonight

(To the tune of “Strangers in the Night”)

(Published in the MockingOwl Roost -
https://www.mockingowlroost.com/blog/2022/07/16/the-mockingowl-roost-trader-joes-tonight/)

Medical Marijuana

(To the tune of “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer”)

Medical marijuana
Something that I just might try

Wal-Mart

When you’re in a funk
And really craving some junk
You always head out to
Wal-Mart

Sad Story of Thad

(To the tune of “Theme Song from The Beverly Hillbillies”)

You’ve gotta hear the story of the Inuit named Thad
A boat and a gun were the only things he had

Where is the Sunshine?

(To the tune of “You Are My Sunshine”)

Tomorrow’s forecast is rather gloomy
It starts with showers and ends with rain

OSU Crane Song

(To the tune of “It Never Rains in Southern California”)

In a lot beside a crater . . . . . by the MU
Was a truck that was attached to . . . . . something huge

LPSC Song

(To the tune of “Wabash Cannonball”)

The Pauling Science Center
Will do a lot of good

I-R-B

(To the tune of “Penny Lane”)

If you’re working on a project for your thesis and
There are people in the plan, I’ll guarantee

Algae

(To the tune of “Alfie”)

What is in that grout?
Algae

An Inequality

(To the tune of “My Very Good Friend”)

I know wonderful guys within our land
Whose love some folks don’t understand

I Lost a Lung

(To the tune of “I Left My Heart in San Francisco”)

You’ve gone and left me breathless, so especially today
An absence from my body makes it hard to say

Coastal Aquarium

(To the tune of “Age of Aquarius”)

At the coast, there is a special place
For everyone to watch the fish

Beaver Believer

(To the tune of “Daydream Believer”)

Oh I get high. Such a grin
Every time the Beavers win

Online Movie

(To the tune of “Feelin’ Groovy”)

Oh no! I missed my class
Someone ought to kick my ass.

Pay Per View

(To the tune of “Paper Moon”)

So you’re watching a pay-per-view
Lying lazily in your bed

Getting Wetter Every Day

(To the tune of “Getting Better All The Time”)

It’s getting wetter every day
I’m standing outside in a pool (and I must complain)

Distance Ed

(To the tune of “Mister Ed”)

A course is a source, of course, of course
Of all of the knowledge that we endorse

Let It Shine

(to the tune of “Let It Snow”)

Oh the weather outside looks better
You can put away your sweater
And the sun is all bright and fine
Let it shine, let it shine, let it shine

Students Rejoice

(To the tune of “Joy to the World”)

Students rejoice.
The end is near_x000B_For bi-o-chem-is-try

Singer Song

(To the tune of “Ave Maria”)

(The words to the original song are in parentheses to help guide the singing)

My ‘A’

(To the tune of “My Way”)

And now, the course is done
Except for all that final testing

For Audrey

(To the tune of “On Broadway”)

There are a few things you should know ‘bout Audrey
(‘bout Audrey)

Gay Waiter

(To the tune of “Day Tripper”)

Got a good reason
For going and eating out

Thank God There’s a Video

(To the tune of “Thank God I’m a Country Boy”)

There’s a bundle of things that a student oughta know
And Ahern’s talk isn’t really very slow

Gaia

(To the tune of “If I Had a Hammer”)

When he bought his Hummer
He revved it in the driveway

Let It Rain

(To the tune of “Let It Snow”)

Oh the Oregon weather’s dowdy
‘Cause the sky is mostly cloudy

I’m Ill

(To the tune of “I Will”)

Who knows how long I’ll be here
I think I need a pill

All My Junk Mail

(To the tune of “All My Loving”)

Click your mouse, you’ll regret it
On links for free credit

She Likes You

(To the tune of “She Loves You”)

She likes you meh, meh, meh
She likes you meh, meh, meh

Wet Christmas

(to the tune of “White Christmas”)

I’m screaming ‘bout a wet Christmas
It happens almost every year
When the skies are gray out

A Norwegian Would

Sven hopped in his boat
Didn’t get far. It wouldn’t float

He patched up a hole
Tried it again. Much better then

New Teacher Song

(To the tune of “Battle Hymn of the Republic”)

The wisdom we have brought today’s a song that is our first
Please forgive us if it’s rough because it’s really unrehearsed

Tweet

(To the tune of “Smile”)

Tweet
Of the grouse you’re eating

No Hair Man

(To the tune of “Nowhere Man”)

He’s a real no-hair man
Wishing he had more hair, man

Mother Nature’s Done

(To the tune of “Mother Nature’s Son”)

Due to all the greenhouse gas – warming’s on the rise
All day long CO2 is heating things too much up in the skies

Viagra

(To the tune of “Maria” from West Side Story)

Viagra
The most mind-blowing stuff I’ve ever used

Biochemistry, Biochemistry

(To the tune of “Oh Christmas Tree”)

Biochemistry Biochemistry_x000B_I wish that I were wiser_x000B_I feel I’m in way o’er my head_x000B_I need a new advisor
My courses really shouldn’t be_x000B_Such metabolic misery_x000B_Biochemistry Biochemistry_x000B_I wish that I were wiser

Silent Spring

(To the tune of “Silent Night”)

Silent Spring.  Everything
Changed at once.  Gone, ka-ching

At Dairy Queen

(To the tune of “At Seventeen”)

I saw the light at Dairy Queen
While eating cho-co-late ice cream

Month of Rain

(To the tune of “King of Pain”)

There’s some rainfall impacting against my cheek
It’s the way it’s been going for the past two weeks

Yelp!

(To the tune of “Help!”)

Yelp!
I’m feeling lonely

Selfie

(To the tune of “Alfie”)

You just took an-other Selfie
That poor i-Phone is almost worn out

Fairway Eleven

(To the tune of “Stairway to Heaven”)

There’s a hole on the course. It is one of the worst
You’ll encounter at fairway eleven

The End of the Term

(To the tune of “The End of the World”)

Why are these pathways so daunting?
When do the enzymes work best?

Wal-Mart

When you’re in a funk
And really craving some junk
You always head out to
Wal-Mart

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A Norwegian Would

Sven hopped in his boat
Didn’t get far. It wouldn’t float

He patched up a hole
Tried it again. Much better then

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Let It Shine

(to the tune of “Let It Snow”)

Oh the weather outside looks better
You can put away your sweater
And the sun is all bright and fine
Let it shine, let it shine, let it shine

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Wet Christmas

(to the tune of “White Christmas”)

I’m screaming ‘bout a wet Christmas
It happens almost every year
When the skies are gray out

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Yelp!

(To the tune of “Help!”)

Yelp!
I’m feeling lonely

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