Into a famous restaurant
I went the other day
Their food is celebrated
Yes, that is safe to say
The Eydie Gormé menu
Is what you order from
These were the things I saw on it
I’m hungry, yummy yum
I recommend a tasty dish
If you are feeling pallid
It has a ton of greens and stuff
Their great Sid Caesar Salad
If breakfast food’s what you desire
The best that you will get
Is served up Rocky Mountain style
The John Denver Omelette
An alternative to think about
Should omelettes be the dregs
Is getting just a simple meal
Of Kevin Bacon and Eggs
To go with any eggs you get
A great choice, goodness sakes!
Is ordering up there for yourself
A Robert Stack of pancakes
Vegetables balance diets well
A fact you surely know
I recommend a bit of starch
Edgar Allen Poe-tatoes
Along those lines, remember that
You need your diet protein
So don’t forget to get yourself
Some tasty Lorne Green Beans
Another quite good veggie goes
With several kinds of hams
That would, of course, be what they call
Their famous John Candied Yams
“Supplement your food with carbs”
My dietician said
And they have got a yummy choice
Their Doris Day Old Bread
Should sandwiches be what you crave
This one will be a joy
The house’s spooky specialty
The Edgar Allen Poe Boy
The fish they have is rather good
As you’re sure to find out
If you should get an order of
Their Veronica Lake Trout
A Chinese option that they have
Is perfect, I maintain
To get it you must know that it
Is called the Rob Lowe Mein
If meat of cow instead you crave
The best choice you can make
Is sinking all your teeth into
Their Mr. T Bone Steak
Or perhaps a mix of exotic things
Is what appeals to you
If that’s the case, then you should get
The Eddie Rabbitt Stew
Desserts are their great specialty
And I think that you’ll see why
Try two, but let the first one be
Fiona Apple Pie
A second choice could be the most
Important one you’ll make
Consider ordering a portion of
Darryl Strawberry Shortcake
If you prefer a simple one
Then leave it to the pros
And open up a package of
Some chocolate Don Ho-hos
The best dessert is left to last
The price, though, very high
I think that it is justified
The General Custard Pie
For washing all this stuff along
You’ll like what they have made
A concoction most delicious
That’s called Jack Lemmon Ade
If citrus drink is not your style
With that hyperbole
I recommend you get yourself
Some Peggy Lipton Tea
And if nothing else works out for you
This last choice is a winner
Just go and microwave yourself
A Gloria Swanson TV Dinner
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