Religious folk are test tubes
For experiments their gods devise
Everyone else, though
Just rolls their eyes
Sad Eulogy
He wasn’t too much
He wasn’t too little
Had a normal amount
At the ends and the middle
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He wasn’t too much
He wasn’t too little
Had a normal amount
At the ends and the middle
Rosalind Franklin toiled away
While probing forms of DNA
Then Watson Crick without a song
“Borrowed” her data, that was wrong
I love to walk most every day
Along the road down Campus Way
Out through the covered bridge I stroll
Under the guise of legality
Horrid things got done
The laws defining society
Affect us every one
What’s out beyond the clouds we see?
Way up so far above?
Does outer space have heaven’s grace
With ancestors that we love?
The sun is shining, robins sing
It cannot be too far from spring
When hope displaces dark despair
I love that more than anything
Make merry every single day
And you will chase the blues away
But if you choose instead to mope
There really isn’t any hope
A wonderful person I know
Is spending today all aglow
Having come to the Earth
This day with their birth
I had self doubts, late yesterday
A crisis existential
Am I for real or might I be
A dream, inconsequential?
Like a teenage kid in a red hot rod
Your muffler’s loud and stinks, by God
You push a pedal, give it gas
Now Daniel, though I know your name
I don’t know you, but just the same
I write for you this science verse
I hope that it is not the worst
“Pray for me,” the man declared
“I’m having surgery and I’m scared”
I asked him what a prayer could do
When this Covid thing is over
Some things I’m gonna do
Like walking down a sidewalk
Without avoiding you
What is the crazy love affair
In prose today that's penned
By writers who compose it with
Exclamation points at the end
(written in the early stages of COVID)
The doors are locked and knobs are wiped
Overdue emails are getting typed
You have no mask upon your face
Inside this very public place
Perhaps you can’t afford a mask?
I’d give you one, if you would ask
So it is graduation day
A time that once seemed far away
Now after this hip hip hooray
It’s time to do your thing
Now I lay me down to sleep
With religious thoughts awake I keep
God gets credit for all that haps
Humans went and conquered Earth
Killing most of the species here
With no animals left to point guns at
Everybody now lives in fear
So you had unprotected sex, oh did ya?
And now have a very bad case of chlamydia?
When will you learn, you oafish lout?
In a little house in Illinois
Sitting on a hill
I spent my youth til 17
My head’s there still
Just looking around confused, it’s true
Traveling on the same time machine as you
This thing is crazy in regards to riding
I dove into my consciousness
And landed on my head
The truth that I desired just
Gave me surprise instead
Everything’s in cycles
That no one defeats
But why is it just awfulness
That history repeats?
Summer is the season that
I eagerly await, for sure
There’s time off from my job, it’s clear
But work I must endure
There is no infinite
There is no forever
No absolute answers
No constant, no never
When climbing the mountain of success
Remember as you seek
A slope has many marvels
That are not found on the peak
A truly insightful person
Rarely gets into a bind
Because they don’t fight to change the world
When they just need to change their mind
In times of peace, sons bury fathers
When their time on Earth is done
When war occurs, the opposite’s true
Fathers bury their sons
A company needed a worker
For which many folks did apply
After sorting through all applications
The boss settled on one young guy
Youth is a time
In the knowledge biz
Where you don’t need to learn
Cuz you know all there is
Upon the Earth, your time’s not bought
You only get to rent it
And when the lease is up, my friend
No way you can extend it
The path that’s gonna make us great
Cannot be paved with words of hate
If it is true our course is shifting
Here are my thoughts. I’ve organized them
In hopes someone will super size them
North town, south town, east town, west
Just what will make Corvallis best?
To some, that man’s invisible
But him I clearly see
He only is invisible
When it comes to the GDP
The truth has just been laid to rest
At the end of an illness long
The folks in power its passing blessed
The rest knew it was wrong
The red-hot Mustang loudly squealed
Too loud to be ignored
A teen-age mind behind the wheel
Had its gas pedal floored
A corporation went bankrupt
It was a big event
A corporate raider came in and
The money all got spent
“Float like a butterfly”
“Sting like a bee”
Those were the words
Of Muhammed Ali
Mary had a little LAN
It’s traffic very slow
The cause? The FCC has banned
Neutrality, you know
You take from the Earth everything
But give nothing in return
Dirtying the air and water too
And forests all get burned
Is life a dream of consciousness
Of entities up high?
Who go to sleep when we’re awake
Then rise when bedtime’s nigh?
You think you’re smoking when you’re smoking
Sucking on that ciggie
Envisioning Greta Garbo
The classic look of Twiggy
What’s the price of prosperity?
The answer is very strange
You pay for it with money
And get back climate change
You’re a woman we heard roar
Who just could not be ignored
And whose ballad was an anthem for all time
Nothing like it e’er before
They say that time is money
But what if it were love?
Or joy or kindness or charity
Or all of the above?
Not worrying what others think
Is the greatest freedom of all
For when you care, you hand them power
Of judgment - too short, fat or tall
Belief is a bias
Prejudice to the max
A provider of “truth”
Without any facts
Why is it everyone thinks their god
Is the only one around?
In the written history of humans
There’s 5000 we have found
The America that I once knew
No longer in the public view
Now caters to a favored few
The world is ugly and depressed
It needs more to renew it
Instead of sad sack poets
Adding negativity to it
Love is a cliche
That is getting very old
There’s nothing worse than heartbreak
Or so we’re often told
The soldiers fighting modern wars
Have silicon hearts, the generals rich
If you think today is bad, my friend
Tomorrow’s really gonna be a bitch
A toddler with her parents
Will surely feel alone
If when she needs attention most
Their gaze is at a phone
There goes another drama queen
For whom a poem provides the means
For venting teenage spleen
No snowflake makes an avalanche
No water drop a flood
And there is many a corpuscle
Inside a spot of blood
If people smile when you arrive
And are saddened when you leave
Be happy for the wonderfulness
You have achieved
Life is a fairy tale
With love and pain and laughter
Except not necessarily
Happily ever after
Be careful, children
Or you will see
You’ve become people
You don’t want to be
Fight darkness with light
Wrongness with right
No matter the consequence
Fight
If belief had any power at all
We never would have learned to fly
And way up there above us
Zeus would rule the sky
It’s good to be back to Illinois
My home when I was just a boy
The years have rapidly slipped by
When I spent time at Unity High
She told herself she was
“Living the dream”
But today it comes
In a different scheme
Please launch my hourglass
Into outer space
So its sands will stop their falling
And I can stay in this place
He said to his friend
“God’s got a plan”
“A plan in store for me”
So his friend smacked him
Experience, they say’s a great teacher
But I’m not so upbeat
If that is true, please tell me why
History continues to repeat
Why do TV sports fans need
Announcers to say what they see?
When they can see for themselves what happens
On their big screen TVs
I was fighting an uphill battle
But after a while, I stopped
Cuz I realized that if I won
I would be on top
The cost of living keeps rising
Raising prices to the max
But not as bad as monetary wealth
With shortened lifespans and heart attacks
What is capitalism?
One rule of thumb -
Its obsession with
Income over outcome
Stacks of dusty World War II Life magazines
Tin soldier toys, recollections, and dreams
If I lived in Commercial Land
It would be really great
I’d drive the only car on the road
And have yummy food on my plate
Love is not a simple thing
And everybody knows
It involves a paired perspective
With four eyes nearly closed
Working forty years did I
Sweating, fretting, scraping by
Major stress
Minor success
Before the world came to your door
And begged to be let in
You were a son and brother
With a very toothy grin
In a time of cruelty and inhumanity
It’s easily understood
If you really want to be different
Be good
Dear Ellen:
Not much new ‘round here, I’d say
I took a long walk yesterday
Thinking about the season
A man arose one night to speak
Decrying problems of the world
To him, the outlook very bleak
A message he unfurled
I grew up in a ghost town that still exists
If that makes any sense at all
When everybody stayed at home
It was two hundred people small
It is said that a child
Is the father of the man
Ah, but what if the child
Doesn’t follow such a plan?
With no address, no bank
You can’t handle pay
So begging for money’s
The only way
I remember Sanka coffee
In cans of metal
And to go to the store
On your bike, you’d pedal
At the parade, a soldier at attention
A symbol of protection
Tightly focused, a pillar of strength
And a model of perfection
In our lifetimes
It may sadly be a thing
That one day we will talk about
The last robin of spring
A fire cannot burn forever
Because it destroys what feeds it
Just like a negative attitude
And so I ask, who needs it?
Bobette takes her makeup out
To smear upon her skin
Because to Bobette beauty is
Outside and not within
Problems for many
Poor people today
Aren’t existential
They’re residential
I don’t want to be a billionaire
Not attractive to me
Cuz it would result in others
Living in poverty
Thanks to relativity,
He doesn’t move through space,
Space moves through him,
In every case
Each day is occasion to celebrate
The joy of being alive
Some take this gift for granted
Some struggle to survive
Candace hasn’t got a thing
To wear to happy hour
Arthur lost his N.F.T
And is looking very dour
Seventy years now
Have come and gone
So I’ll take some time here
To go on
When the shine emerging from you
Lights up your neighborhood
You will know for certain
You done good
With “Song for Us All”
You warmed our hearts
And gave us laughs
With “Dodge Dart”
A pathmaker, a pacesetter
Compassionate and skilled
A gentle man, a gentleman
We’ll miss you Wil
Sitting high up in the sky
God’s a most dishonest guy
Indecisive to the core
On both sides of every war
If in a field of flowers white
You suddenly do not feel right
And wish you had a different light
Here is my advice instead
Be RED
Life is short and you will die
Most likely you won’t know when
So now’s the time to take that chance
Before you run out of them
I’ve finally gotten to the bridge
I said I’d cross when I got to it
And I made a big mistake -
No way that I can do it
Some say “life was simpler then”
Referring to a century ago
But simpler doesn’t mean better
And here is why that is so
We used to dress up for photographs
Freezing time in Kodachrome
Gazing at the sun, asquint
So Grandma could see us at home
Social media’s most misnamed
Leading folks to isolation
Interactions are not the same
Plonked down at a workstation
Dancing above us
In blackness of sky
Lights in the heavens
Planets flying by
Frowning lady at the wheel
Awaits the moment when she’ll
Go zero to sixty in something flat
With muffler noise on top of that
I don’t remember my first day
No way
I probably cried
Walking there from home
To that big brick building’s inside
Scorching the Earth - armies and weather
All of us are cursed
The two of them - working together
Couldn’t be worse
“When you stop following your dreams”
“Your dreams start following you”
Came these words from the mouth
Of an old man I knew
The rising tide
To the poor, a quagmire
Their shoreside dwellings flood
As yachts float ever higher
Teachers get paid
Paltry sums
But for almost every one of them
Outcomes are greater than incomes
Items from a German battlefield
Archeologists recently unearthed
Arrowheads and ancient swords
From carnage for what it’s worth
Religious folk are test tubes
For experiments their gods devise
Everyone else, though
Just rolls their eyes
She stood on the street weeping
Her baby had grown
Now living in
A car of his own
Taco calico cat
Is not a palindrome,
That
There is a figure
In your clothes
Who is this man?
Where is his face?
Why is he here
In your place?
“But, but – it cannot be”
“He’s too old to be me”
Sometimes pain
Outruns its ache
You go to bed
And fall awake