A very strange tavern
In my dream yesterday
Was packed full of patrons
Happy and gay
I felt out of place
And filled with unease
Cuz everyone there
Was dressed up as cheese
There was cheddar and gouda
Populating the dream
And a couple attired as
Philadelphia Cream
All the cheeses were sliced
Into squares all bizarre
And at that point I realized
Twas a Kraft singles bar
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