Anagrams

A DORMITORY is a place
To which all students zoom
But rearrange the letters and
You get a DIRTY ROOM

Recall GEORGE BUSH the younger
His race left many sore
Some say it’s true right to this day
That HE BUGS GORE

The SNOOZE ALARMS mean sleeping
You can push as oft you please
But when you do that you should know
It means “ALAS NO MORE Z’S”

I see there is A DECIMAL POINT
Inside that number’s space
It said what it was doing there
That “I’M A DOT IN PLACE”

Carl Sagan the ASTRONOMER
Looked upwards more his share
Perhaps that is the reason why
They called him a MOON STARER

Those SLOT MACHINES are evil things
I think it’s plain to see
They all should have a sign on them
That says CASH LOST IN ME

In DESPERATION, suicide’s
So sad, no one defends it
There’s many ways that you can go
Remember A ROPE ENDS IT

THE MORSE CODE you don’t see much now
Though once it got used lots
Each time a message would arrive
They’d say HERE COME DOTS

ELECTION RESULTS may wrack your nerves
About the true amount
A standard line in races close
Is “LIES, LET’S RECOUNT”

Your MOTHER-IN-LAW may not be great
But please do not be bitter
You’ll probably make an enemy
By calling her WOMAN HITLER

I am afraid of EARTHQUAKES and
I’m not a big snowflake
It’s just that when we have one
I get a QUEER SHAKE

A PRESBYTERIAN on his knees
Is not so very rare
I’ve heard them claim that they’re the ones
Who are the BEST IN PRAYER

And finally to close it out
Before this verse is done
I’ll tell you that ELEVEN PLUS TWO
Is the same as TWELVE PLUS ONE