Jake went out
And bought a suit
Plus a new pair
Of shoes to boot
As well, a very
Silken tie
And shiny things
That caught his eye
But no matter how much
He got of stuff
It never was enough
He got five jackets for
Winter time
Eight glasses for his
Favorite wine
Six phones, two cars
Three dining sets
A Rolex watch
A red Corvette
But no matter how much
He got of stuff
It never was enough
And so it was
His wife reports
That Jake acquired
Hordes of hordes
Despite hordes of hordes
And hordes galore
He went and got
A few hordes more
One day, Jake’s hoarding
Came to a stop
And his many hordes
He began to swap
The deals were bad
And Jake reached nadir
Because he wasn’t
A good hordes trader
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