Coke was the real thing.
Sanka was the richest kind
And the Pepsi generation
That deserved a break today
Finds itself in a bind
Gilligan was better off on the island
The Clampetts should’ve stayed in the hills
Jeannie was happier in the bottle
Marcus Welby prescribed too many pills
No one got married from The Dating Game
So I think it is easy to see
How out of all of this garbage
We got “Reality” TV
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