Consumer Resorts

Modern hens
Hearing nature’s calls
Build their nests
Near outlet malls

Their baby chicklets
All get trained
Indoctrinated
Little brains

Credit limits
Discounts booming
Clearance sales
All consuming

Spending every
Cent they’ve got
Is what these baby
Chicks get taught

If not, then doom
Cuz each wee fluff
Might not consume
Enough stuff