I started using AI
Seeking meaning in life
But then my computer
Seduced my wife
Some say tech’s evil
And make a big fuss
But why the surprise?
It’s just copying us
We must prove we’re human
Clicking squares on a grid
Because of some phishing
That computers did
From computer to computer
It’s binary code
But to humans there are only
Emojis bestowed
A toilet can tell me
If my eating’s too rad
And refrigerators warn
If the cheese has gone bad
Our meetings are remote
And colleagues await
But very few ideas
And backgrounds all fake
We’re told to “trust the process”
But there’s no way I can
Cuz the server controlling it
Crashed at 3:00 a.m.
So stop it! Stop it now!
I say out of breath
Otherwise AI’s going to
Sentience us to death
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