Diet Drug

I went on a diet to drop some weight
So it was carefully that I ate
At first I thought it would be great

I ate salads light with calories low
Most anxious for the weight to go
And ready for the scales to show

I pumped some iron and ran around
But to my chagrin, I quickly found
I hadn’t lost a single pound

I went to my doc and asked her views
For dieting, did she have clues?
That’s when she shared disturbing news

It seems I’d done the diet right
And though I’d tried with all my might
It was a rather hopeless fight

Because the weight that I’d accrued
From eating too much tasty food
Had been securely Super Glued

So listen to me, hear my roar
If dieting’s what you abhor
Then try my brand new, Stick-No-More™
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