A Bloodhound and a Lab when crossed
Would be hard to ignore
It probably would not shut up
A noisy Blabrador
A Dalmation and a Malamute
Would make a strange creation
Most likely it would be quite odd
Since it is a Mutation
A Lhaso Apso and a collie
Should I breed them? Perhaps so
I’d get a dog that I could fold
Since it would be a Collapso
But what if I should dare to cross
A pointer and a setter?
‘Twould surely make a Yuletide gift
That’s known as a Poinsetter
An Irish Setter and Springer Spaniel
Would make a soapy thing
That you might use inside your bath
Cuz you’d have Irish Spring
A Terrier and a Bulldog would
Sure be a cross to mull
On second thought I am afraid
It might be Terribull
A Bulldog and a Shitzhu crossed
Create a real bad fit
Because the offspring they produce
Would surely make a BullShit
An art collector tried to cross
A Pekingese and Lhasa Apso
So she would have her very own
Version of Peekasso
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