Our wording is a funny thing
It gives me quite the tickle
So bear with me and you will see
In this rhyming vehicle
To burglarize is stealing things
We know that it is true
They also are the things through which
The thief is seeing you
I really am avoidable
When I have morning breath
It’s also what bull fighters do
When they are dodging death
Eyedroppers put the medicine
In eyes, yes they assist
And also help describe the work
Of bad ophthalmologists
In prison, there is much control
Of everybody’s fate
It’s also one way we describe
Curmudgeonly inmates
The counterfeiters copy dough
In million dollar sets
And also work in kitchens where
They shape the cabinets
A purchase is the way we get
The goods to pack in cases
And how we pay for every betThat goes at Greyhound races
Barium is an element
Of which the Earth is full
And also what we do at every
Chemist’s funeral
Eclipse describes the darkness
That a moon transit’s giving
And what an English barber does
To earn a decent living
An arbitrator settles things
Between two fighting Ronalds
But also is a cook who moves
From Arby’s to MacDonalds
Ms Bernadette’s a lass who brings
A song onto the stage
But also what one does upon
Paying off the mortgage
Heroes were brave people
Who stood tall, though danger was
And also what an oarsman in
A boat race often does
The parasites infecting things
Make healthy people cower
And also are the things one sees
When on the Eiffel Tower
A pharmacist gives medicine
To help ease your alarm
And also what you do if you
Go help out on the farm
Sunglasses help to polarize
The light that’s coming through
And also are the things with which
An arctic bear sees you
Relief can feel so good that it
Just makes you stop and sing
And also what a maple does
When it encounters spring
You rubberneck to look at things
Because of your sex drive
And also what you do when you
Massage your lovely wife
Our President leads the country
Protecting me and you
And also is the work that many
Auto fixers do
You’re selfish if you hoard your things
And want to give no more
And also what you do when you
Are running a fish store
Take Sudafed for congestion
It’s money quite well spent
And also what you do when seeking
Damage from government
Billowing is what your sails will do
If they should catch some breezes
And also what will go up when
Indebtedness increases
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