I’m a poetic free agent
Eligible for the draft
When I made that announcement
My agent laughed
(But I don’t care)
My services now go
To the highest bidder
Multi-year contracts
I’ll gladly consider
Or if to those
Folks are averse
Then I can be flexible –
Pay per verse?
As for media deals
I’ll be the next star
Are you ready for me
NPR?
So prepare your best offer
To me, the bomb
And send it directly
To kevin@kevingahern.com
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