Mr. Hipbone Ipstow Malarious
Has a name that is most hilarious
His moniker is not the scariest
The pronunciations, though, are various
Mr. H’s location is mystarious
Secret, but not nefarious
The reasons multifarious
And honestly, I don’t care where he is
If you want to find H.I. Malarious
Plan to search many areas
But you’ll need to persist through thick and thin
If you ever hope to catch up with H.I.M
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