HEADLINE:
“Steelers’ QB Ben Roethlisberger Gives up Pro Football for Politics”
VERSE:
Ben Roethlisberger’s trading hats
He wants to run for office
An outsider he’ll surely be
To politics, a novice
‘Twill seem to Ben like deja vu
On making his appearance
Bill passing will be incomplete
With too much interference
But here’s a difference rather big
He needs to realize
Pass interference in this league
Does not get penalized
Holding happens all the time
As well as pundit squawking
His position oft will be attacked
Despite a ton of blocking
And one last football parallel
Before it’s said and done
Most problems start for quarterbacks
When they begin to run
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