Headline and Verse

HEADLINE:
“Florida Pizzaman Swiped Puppy During Delivery, Police Say”

VERSE:
The Dominos guy delivering a pie
Saw a wee baby dog that caught his eye

He whined and whimpered and wagged his tail
(The dog, of course, not the Dominos male)

Snatching him up, the deliverer absconding
Ran off with the pooch, to begin some pet bonding

But why steal a dog? Why not buy a pony?
Cuz this guy was craving some good pupperoni