HEADLINE:
“Smuggler Caught with 1,000 Cacti and Succulents Strapped to Her Body”
VERSE:
OMG, what can one say
About this smuggling bum?
A question I have got today
“Besides being dumb, are you numb?
I mean, those prickly cacti you wore
Shouldn’t be held so close and near ya
Perhaps the succulents you adore
Were full of aloe vera
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