Headline and Verse

HEADLINE:
“Woman Who Put Gorilla Glue in Hair Gets No Relief at ER, Might Sue”

VERSE:
So she’s back in the news
The gorilla glue lass

Who got “no relief”
But I have to ask

Exactly what kind of relief does she seek?

Is it relief from stuck hair
That’s sticky and rotten

Or perhaps from the negative
Publicity she’s gotten?