My head was full of dreams last night
I’m thinking ’twas the quaff
Up front appearing regular
But something was definitely off
I seemed to be in Mexico
Or maybe in Brazil?
When trying to buy a taco shell
I got a taco shill
I ate that thing, but didn’t know
The effect it would create
Everyone I tried to greet
Instead, I tried to great
Whatever that means
I left the place to look around
And saw my baby sister
Or so I thought until she turned
Into a baby sitter
Oh that was weird enough you know
But it got even better
The baby sitter turned into
A little baby setter
“A dog, that’s all I need,” I said
The thought just made me shiver
His name was Rover in my head
Except it came out River
And when I called out “River”
The dog gave not a thought
So I decided to call him “Spat”
Hoping it would come out “Spot”
But it didn’t, of course
Instead it came out “Spit”
And I made a drooling mess
A misspelled dream is really hard
It seems I can’t outguess
“Spit” looked at me with big brown eyes
That said “Hey – thinks a lot.”
But I was catching on by now
Cuz he meant “Thanks a sot”
(“THANKS A LOT” – dammit)
Anyway, I’m glad to say
It ended rather quick
Thanks to a sound awakening me
That came from my alarm click
(CLOCK! dammit)
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