iTech

Cell phones are dumb.

The greatest invention 

We type with thumbs
Seriously?

It’s like a microwave’s heat

Being controlled by feet

Cars that self-drive

But never arrive

Adjusting flat screen TVs
With one’s knees

Automatic doors that close
Only when touched by a nose

Or smart thermostats
Under the control of cats

Oh. You like that?
Wow. You should buy my iMac
To make it work
You have to give it a whack