Legalizing Gary Wanna

(a retirement verse)

We honor Gary now today
Retirement’s here for him
A time to go and do the things
Whene’er he has the whim

Like if he wanna raft today
Or ski tomorrow noon
Or catch a concert by the bay
To hear The Eagles croon

No classes left for him to teach
No meetings on and on
So many things within his reach
With all those “have-to’s” gone

At each sunrise, a new surprise
You know that Gary’s gonna
Because the state just legalized
A thing called Gary wanna

If Gary wanna bike today
Then Gary’s gonna go
And if Gary wanna happy hour
The beer is gonna flow

Cuz Gary now has got the power
If Gary wanna raft
He’ll be out there a paddling
Inside his mighty craft

There’s more things he can do than can
Be listed here it’s true
Just remember Gary you’re the man
And we think the world of you

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