At birth I was a little pig
With kidneys small and colon big
I peed a bit and pooped a lot
Like every other little tot
Adolescence – lots of playin’
Mostly muscle, not much brain
The brain, thank goodness, caught up quick
But then one day – “Hey – I’ve got a dick!”
The dick with feelings that it brought
Clouded what the brain had thought
(In fact, the two often fought)
Student years – sometimes ecstatic
Exercising my hepatic
The brain won out and that was smart
And I began to follow my heart
So head and heart now guide my ways
I hope they stay around always
But I worry ’bout the future when
Kidneys and colon rule my life again
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