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Stedly Glumlow, funeral director for the Heavenly Haven funeral home in Moving Lips, AL announced some sad news from a local church service for deceased Moving Lips resident, Dixon Tumult. Glumlow said he had arranged for Dixon’s sibling, Clyde to clang the church bell at the end of the service, but when only faint clanging occurred, Glumlow checked and was shocked to discover Clyde had died of a heart attack in the middle of his effort. “He was a dead ringer for his brother,” Glumlow sadly noted.