Modern Packaging

Through the sturdiest barriers
Modern pirates must cut
To get hold of their treasure
Frustrated, somewhat

With daggers and swords
And much cursing galore
Each layer revealing
A little bit more

At last it’s unsealed
The contents released
The treasure, a light bulb
In a bloody hand squeezed

All the modern day booty
Locked away like this here
Would definitely frustrate
Very strong buccaneers

Shoplifting’s costly
But frustration is too
There’s more than just light bulbs
That are getting the screw

So when you make a purchase
It pays to be notin’
That it’s not really yours
If you can’t get it open