Naughty Abbott and Costello

Where you from?
Juneau
Know what?
“Juneau Alaska”
“Sure. Where you from?”
Juneau
What?
Juneau
Juneau What?
I just told you. Juneau Alaska
And I just told you, yes.
Yes what?
OK. This isn’t getting anywhere. Where is your family from?
Hungary
One thing at a time. Where is your family from?
Hungary
OK, OK. Where should we go to get food?
Pisa
And where should we get it?
Pisa
Grrr. How about a place to get something to drink?
Rome
To where?
Rome
I know, but what will I find then?
Rome
You’re very frustrating. You can’t tell me where you or your family is from. I know you’re hungry, but you can’t tell me where to go eat or drink. I’m going to give you one last chance. If you had one place you could go to have the most fun you could have where would it be and what would you do?
Bangkok
I’m outta here.