New Books at the Library

The library says that it has stocked
New books for its book lovers
The titles shouldn’t leave you shocked
Let’s go there and discover

“How to Write Big Books,” of course
Is a brand new release
The author who created it?
His name is Warren Peace

“The Argument Resolution Book”
Is brilliant and it’s deft
I congratulate the man who wrote it
He goes by Xavier Breath

An adventure book, “The Lion Attacked”
Is one I think of oft
A writer spent much time on it
We thank you Claude Yarmoff

And “All the Favorite Children’s Songs”
May put you fast asleep
The lady who compiled them all
Was Barbara Blacksheep

If “Positive Reinforcement” is
The thing you need, please know
The author worked on it quite hard
Let’s thank him, Wade Ago

“School Truancy” is long to read
But it is time well spent
Or so its author said to us
His name? Marcus Absent

“The Indian Cloakroom Attendant” book
Is clever. It gets my vote
As the best short story I have read
By the author Mahatma Coat

If you’re looking for “Some Party Fun”
On this topic many grapple
Until they find the book that’s by
The man called Bob Frapples

If you aspire to “Archery”
Be careful, there is peril
As you will learn by reading from
The book by Beau N. Arrow

I hope you will not think that
“Irish Heart Surgery” is too nasty
The author is a specialist
Dr. Angie O’Plasty

“The Philippine Post Office” book
Is good, there’s nothing better
The author’s from Manila and
Her name’s Imelda Letter

The brand new book, “I Hurt Myself”
Was written by two clowns
They do slapstick. Their pseudonyms
Are Eileen Dover and Phil Down

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