There’s not too many
Screams and shouts
For the Belgian team
The Brussels Sprouts
One of the Belgian
Teams is awful
Their fans call them
The Belgium Waffles
Down in France,
They all prefer
To be rooting for
The Cannes Openers
In Holland, all
The Dutch are pleased
To be rooting for
The Amsterdam Yankees
In the Philippines,
The fans are bolder
Than their team,
The Manila Folders
In Prague the team’s
A bunch of trouncers
Otherwise known as
The big Czech Bouncers
In Baghdad, Beatles
Fans all swoon
For the local team
The Iraqi Raccoons
Koreans like to
Take their dates
To go and cheer
Their own Seoul Mates
The Taiwan team
In actuality
Dominates
The Taipei Personalities
In Venezuela,
Demonstrations
When they win
Caracus Celebrations
For the Romanian team,
Winning looms
They’re number one,
The Bucharest Rooms
A Texas team
Will never cower
They say that baby,
They’re the Austin Powers
And out in Italy
A grassy grower
Will likely “root”
For Milan Mowers
The Caribbean team
I’m prone to guess
Has moms who ask,
“Jamaica Mess?”
On an Atlantic island
Any team that tangles
May get lost while playing
The Bermuda Triangles
But I don’t think
A team’s name’s badder
Than the one that’s called
The Senegal Bladders
In Ireland, they cheer
When their team wins
Yelling for
The Dublin Mint Twins
In Russia, fans
Are awfully batty
Cheering for
The Moscow Patties
The Alaska team
Has no weekend play
Because they are
The Fairbanks Holidays
Please don’t forget
In U of O nation
Their numero uno
The Eugene Mutations
All SNL fans
On Saturdays
Go watch their team,
The Argentina Phase
The Beatle’s hometown
Fans most able
Like rooting for
The Liverpool Tables
In Budapest,
Each fan will back
The team they call
The Hungary Jacks
One Hungarian team
Is somewhat older
They’re known as
The Budapest Controllers
Nevadans cheer
With lots of verve
Their team of teams,
The Las Vegas Nerves
A gritty team
With taste most awful
Is simply known as
The San Diego Waffles
In South Carolina,
Fans say the answer
Is their home team
The Charleston Dancers
The Wisconsin team’s fans
Stretch out to the Rockies
We’re speaking of
The Milwaukee Talkies
And out on eastern
Washington’s plains
You’ll be a fan of
The Yakima Chains
In rural Alaska,
Every Aleut sees
Their favorites there,
The Nome Chomskis
In Minnesota,
It’s the truth
Dentists cheer for
Duluth Tooths
Some Illinois fans
With thinning dreams
Cheer loudly for
The Moline Cuisines
In La Paz, a fan
Almost never yawns
Rooting for
The Bolivia Newton Johns
In Germany
Fans all get their jollies
Rooting for
The Leipzig Field Follies
In Lebanon,
Fans who feel the pulse
All cheer for
The Beirut Vegetables
Down in the South,
Fans in attendance
Rely upon
The New Mexico Dependents
On Vancouver Island,
Winning plans
Are made by all the
Victoria’s Secret fans
Although their team
Is in the basement
Aussies Docs cheer
The Sydney Replacements
While island life
Can be a repressor
It’s not for fans of
The Tonga Depressors
Say, what about
Those Irish rockers
Following
The Belfast Talkers?
In Nevada, they say
Nobody bickers
About the Carson
City Slickers
Go build your anti-
Biotic collection
If you should follow
The Flagstaff Infections
Mississippi fans
Will not heap scorn on
Their confusing team,
The Beloxi Morons
Though some New Yorkers
Have bad habits
In the capitol
They’re Albany Rabbits
Pennsylvania fans
Take their chances
When they follow
The Erie Circumstances
The British fans
Make many squeals
Cheering for
The Essex Appeals
A British team
Used to bite
I’m referring to
The Exeter Mites
For one sports team,
It’s only fair
To say they stink –
Londonderry Airs
Australian fans
Root for the catcher
Of course, their team is
The Perth Snatchers
In Ethiopia,
Tickets aren’t cheap
To go and watch
The Addis Ababa Black Sheep
No need to be
In a hurry folks
If you plan to watch
The Oslo Pokes
A Wheel of Fortune
Mascot’s right
For a team that’s called
The Havana Whites
One team that strives
For sex appeal
Is Pennsylvania’s
Lehigh Heels
It’s sad to think
There’s double deckers
Cheering on
The Stockholm Wreckers
Fans of short folks
Who are very wise
Will cheer for France’s
Lisle Bitty Guys
Who knows what made them
Take this role
The team they call
The Selma Souls
I wonder what
Would be the score
If atheists played
The Christchurch Goers
A Georgia team
Has many groupies
I’m referring to
The Macon Whoopies
If you get hungry,
No one bitches
Just take in
The Birmingham Sandwiches
Do you suppose
There’s early arrivers
To go and watch
The Madagascar Drivers?
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