Please bear with me as I recite
These lines that sound perverse
Say them out loud to understand
The meaning of each verse
My uncle’s says he’s doing well
Although his outlook’s grim
He says he will recover cuz
My antidotes on him
My neighbor’s chicken made much noise
But one wolf came and then
The clucking stopped quite suddenly
I’m gladiator hen
I’ll get some laughs tonight, I guess
It’s been a long dry spell
The good news on the street is that
I avenue joke to tell
My brother tells the story of
When we were little peers
And managed to get quite dirty
Then had to wash behind arrears
A giant horse fell from the barn
And made a noisy sound
But wasn’t hurt at all, he landed
Forfeit on the ground
A husband goes to work to earn
His living out near Rome
But causes problems often on
The daisies back at home
The little baby’s got it made
I think that’s fair to say
He sleeps all night and poops his pants
And laziness crib all day
The florist down the street is mad
It is a floral thing
The truth is this guy could almost
Lilac anything
When I got sick, my doctor helped
He turned to me and said
“I think recovery will begin”
“The miniature back in bed”
My cat’s annoying me right now
Makes noises in moonlight
And given opportunity will
Mutilate at night
A newbie on the baseball field
Was learning it’s the case
That when you hit the ball you have
Toronto the first base
If you get thirsty, worry not
There’s no way you will croak
Cuz I have brought for you today
A big Canada Coke
I went away a week and I
Was certainly concerned
That everything might change, but there
Was nothing nuisance I returned
I balance a ball atop my head
Don’t know how long ’twill last
I know that I must walk quite slow
Or it falsify move too fast
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