I saw a pirate the other day
Looking all pirate swank
This guy was walking out my way
Carrying a wooden plank
I really was amused, you know
That he’d have this possession
So I was smirking all aglow
As I asked of him one question
“Why do you walk that plank my friend”
“In all this awful fog?
He snarled at me all pirate-y
“Cuz I can’t afford a dog”
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