An Ode to my Plumber

Bubble, bubble toilet trouble
Fix this problem on the double
Plugged up draining. Will not flush
When it breaks loose – gonna gush

Nowhere for the stuff to go
When there’s stoppage far below
Situation most alarmin’
Someone overused the Charmin
Forming one big massive plug
Hardened in the plumbing snug

Bubble, bubble toilet trouble
Fix this problem on the double
The mess inside the bowl awaits
A plumber’s steepest hourly rates

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