A is for the way you’re taken
When you’re taken A way
B is for the time B 4
You saw this verse today
C is for the C, son
Winter, fall, or spring
D is for the D p end
You’re headed to in this thing
E is for E responsible
Which you are when loudly yelling
F is for the F ing way
You did the above E spelling
G is for G willickers
It’s like golly, but much more
H is simply standing for
H air beside the door
I is for the I c way
Frozen water is before a thaw
J is for the J ler
Holding those who break the law
K is for the K oss
Created entropically
L is for the L ephant
That lives most tropically
M is for the M inence
Of some important folk
N is for the N ding
Of this long rhyming joke
O is for the O fishness
Exhibited by jerks
P is for the P cock
Who fans his tail to flirt
Q is for the Q T
You were when you were young
R is for the R guments
You hardly ever won
S is for S tablishment
You railed against in youth
T is for the T thing ring
That helped with your first tooth
U is for U nited groups
Of people standing tall
V is for the V ps we’ve had
Behind the Presidents all
W is for W er winnings
Which happens with a good bet
X is for the X spouse
You’d rather now forget
Y is for the Y ne you drink
Be it red or be it white
And Z is for the Z row students’ll get
If they read this verse instead of studying tonight
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