The Wethead is Dead

Whenever I swim
I don’t get wet
At first I was
A bit upset

No drips, no drops
My friends, they scoff
But I don’t have
To get dried off

When I get hot
I’m not upset
Not even a single
Drop of sweat

This happens to me
All the time
I play in dirt
But get no grime

So now I’m happy
It’s no joke
Because I save
A lot on soap