Thinking Cap

I had some random thoughts today
Which all have left me guessing
First, could it be that climate change
Means Hundred Island Dressing?

What of swimmers synchronized
When one of them drowns, dude?
Does it mean that that the rest of them
Are all screwed?

I’ve changed since I was younger
I hated to be alone
It meant sneaking out to parties
Now I sneak out of parties to go home

It’s true, I now have
Reached the stage
Of worrying about being the youngest one
To die of old age

And finally, when I die
From some affliction
I’m going to leave my body
To science fiction