Helium was up today
Goose feathers all were down
Paper was pretty stationery
British currency lost a pound
Elevators were on the rise
As investors eagerly sought ‘em
Diapers remained unchanged again
Charmin reached a new bottom
Electric switches were mostly off
Airline futures were “Bye, Bye!”
Coal mining fell to record lows
And marijuana stocks hit a new high
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