Dear Universe:
How are you? I’ve been meaning to write to you for a long time (for me, not you!), but I’ve been very busy (my boss). I’m fine, but I’ve been wondering. Do you have other universes who are your friends? I imagine if you didn’t, you might get lonely, but maybe not, now that I think about it. I have a cat (siamese) who is my friend, but he’s not a person, so maybe you could have galaxies or planets (or even a cat??) instead of other universes as your friend. If you were friends with my cat, we’d have something in common! How about that?
What is a friend to a universe like? Do you go to movies together or watch supernovas*? I bet you pay. Am I right? I like to get popcorn when I go to the movies, but I had to stop because of my new diet (cholesterol). Sometimes, though, I sneak some from my wife’s bag. Have you ever been on a diet? Come to think of it, do you eat anything? If not, how did you get so big?
Eddie
PS: Do you know anything about universal remotes?
*I was going to say “black holes” instead of supernovas, but then I got to thinking, you wouldn’t see anything if you tried to watch one of them!
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