We’re happy you’re here
Setting up your account
Just one more obstacle
For you to surmount
It regards your password
Nothing lurid or lewd
And frontward or backward,
It may not include:
- Any part of the name
Of you or your pet - Phrases exclaimed
When you’re intimate - Words from the Declaration of Independence,
Magna Carta or song - Birthdates of you, your descendants
Or the Kardashian throng - Three straight letters,
English, Hindi, or Persian - People, sins, or commandments
From holy books, any version
It should have 12 % vowels within
And be 71 to 90 characters long
We retain the permission to reject at our whim
Your password submission, whether right or wrong
Enjoy your account!
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