You’re on Your Own

Please excuse
The impersonal nature
Of this form letter

We’re sorry
To learn you’re unhappy with
Your Christmas sweater

As for your happiness,
We’ve tried very hard
To earn it

So if you feel
Very strongly, please repackage it
And return it

Our eager staff
Used to be ready to serve,
And standing by

But sadly, they’ve all
Been replaced by AI

Good luck!